Who would I cast in a movie about my life?

Come up with something good and I may send you a prize.
Creativity is worth bonus points!

Go watch Casino Royale.

My parents are so unsupportive.

I tell them I’m going to become a history teacher, and they tell me that there’s no way in heck they’ll let me because that would mean I would have to live with them.

Thanks guys, thanks.
I really appreciate it.

Oh my flipping gawwd.

I walked into World Religions today and my first reaction is like: “what the heck happened to all the desks?” Because they were all pushed up to the right.. but then I look around and in the middle of the floor is this BUDDHIST MONK.. MEDITATING. It was sooooooooooooo flipping sweet! I am in such a good mood right now all because of him.. it’s not even funny. This guy is like the cutest thing you’ve ever seen. And I don’t mean Ashley omg he’s so hot cute, I mean like grandfather old man cute you know?

He’s Sri Lankan so his English isn’t amazing, and it was soo funny trying to watch him figure out what to say because he was so soft spoken and his accent was brilliant and he was trying so hard xD It made me laugh. But yeah so whenever he wanted to know if someone had a question he’d raise his hand up to his ear and shake it going “question? question anyone? question?”. It made me laugh because it was just awesome xD And then he was so self concious of what he was saying so after everything he’d be like “hm?” to see if we understood what he was saying. “And then Buddha didn’t do anything hm? Because he was enlightened hm?” It was sooooooo amazing omigosh. He giggled after everything he said too! Like this high pitched giggle and I swear everyone had a goofy grin on their face because it was just that amazing.

After it was all over I went to go get my stuff because class was almost over and he waddled over to me and was all “Are you Indian?” So I’m like “no :X” because everyone is asking me this lately! And I’m not. Even though I look like it.. but yeah okay. ANYWAY. So then he’s guessing all these countries that have like.. even one person who looks remotely Indian in it because he wanted to know where I was from xD “Bangladesh?” “No.” “Sri Lanka!!!!?!” “Nope ):” “Trinidad?” “Noope.” “Where?” “Mauritius” and he freaks out and starts telling me this story about how he went there last summer to visit his sister’s daughter’s aunt who’s Buddhist or something like that. I don’t know.

The point is that it was brilliant. He wanted to know what my major was, but of course I have no idea right? So he’s giving me all these ideas and he’s all “you smart girl, make sure you keep the mental discipline” and he keeps telling me about how I’m going to be amazing because he can see it in how I act or something and then he told me to stay in school and “never follow the path of drugs or alcohol” because that messes up my mental discipline.

I don’t know, but it was soooooooooooooooooooo awesome and I have this urge to call my grandfather now. So cute

It was pouring, so we couldn’t have the dance off.
Its okay though, because Michael Jackson always has a personal boombox.

Thriller.

Welcome to a different realm.

Welcome to the world of Jesus, Moses, Nuns, Priests, Cowboys and Cowgirls, Mr MacFarlane, and Pirates harrrr.
Welcome to the world of Madonna, Michael Jackson, Butterflies, Fairies, assorted Crayons and the Village People of course.
Welcome to the world of Hugh Hefner and the Playboy Bunnies, the Fanta Girls, a deck of cards, Batman, Superman, and camo everywhere.

Welcome to Wear-Your-Halloween-Costume-To-School Day.

Welcome to Twin Day.

Homecoming Week 2006!
Too bad no one decided to tell Nadia.

Good job on the school spirit babe, Coral is only pretty much the FARTHEST from White you could possibly wear. Good job. You’re amazing. Props.

Yesterday I went shopping.
I got two dresses, a pair of shoes, and a purse in around 1 hour flat. Its a new record.
Ignore the horrible photography; its not my forte. But it would be cool if it was!

 

Green to my cousin’s wedding; red to homecoming.

My first day of school was wicked awesome!! The second I walked on the bus I was super happy and laughing.. and stuff. It was fun. Yes.

But my bus driver is /evil/. Like. Crazy evil. We can get a referrel if she even sees you have gum even though we’re allowed to have it at school. So, she has no sense of direction at all. We did the same circle THREE TIMES before she realized that maybe this time she should turn right and not left. Duh? We were only telling her where to go the entire time. To top it off, we have a million bus stops this year. I swear, its like a baby boom. We even had to double up! WHO DOUBLES UP WHEN YOUR RIDE IS OVER AN HOUR LONG?! There arent that many people who are that stupid/crazy! Last year we had 7, 5 before mine, and this time we have.. a lot. And they’re all in the ghetto. Normally this wouldn’t be bad, but when you have to pass 2 railway crossings in absolute silence without moving (except for the radio, you know, that helps you listen for trains) .. it kinda sucks. Because /everyone/ would rather be talking or sleeping. After all, it still is pitch black outside when we’re riding in the morning.

So we get to school AND THE BELL RINGS. Every other bus gets there at 6:45 (granted it was still an improvement from last year’s 6:25 arrival times [I mean, why not just pick us up 15 minutes later?] but still). So we’re all freaking because I mean, what non-freshman kid is late on the first day?

So anyway, I get to homeroom and I find out two very important things.
1. We pretty much had to buy lockers last week which I didn’t do because I wasn’t getting a ride for an hour just to pay $4 for a lock.
2. They put me in Drivers Ed.

Now see, I wanted Driver’s Ed, but I can’t take it first semester since there is still the little problem that I’m still 14. You would think that they would note the birthdate that’s RIGHT THERE, but um.. no. They didn’t. So D:

So um yeah. Anyway.
French:
My teacher is psycho. She has *one* contact, in the eye that doesn’t need a contact. Oooookay. Um. The only good thing that came out of this was that *someone* has 2nd lunch and that I don’t. Which is good. Very good.
18 pages of Workbook, 1 Letter to the Principal, 22 pages of reading.

Drivers Ed:
I sat there for the entire class. The teacher said okay a lot.
“Okay, if you’re 14 you can’t take this class because you can’t drive okay okay. Okay, you have to pay $35 to take the class okay? Okay okay okay. Okay.”

Physics:
The teacher is soooo funny. She gives off this appearance that you immediately read as “math geek.. wanted to be a math teacher when she grew up, but decided that was uncool and settled for physics.” xD We have “silent mode” when she presses the imaginary button, and when she presses another the even tables can talk. She’s also super … concious I guess of hurting people’s feelings. The kind of person who’s like “Only half the class can talk. So we’ll make it the even tables. But you don’t have to talk if you don’t want to. But if you can’t talk, don’t worry you’ll get your turn. Unless you don’t want to. And the work. Don’t worry if you don’t get it, its okay you can read this and it explains everything. But you don’t have to if you don’t want to.” Oh my gosh. We also read this thing about the megaverse, but the entire time I kept thinking about how they say that in the Sailor Moon theme song. But its okay, because it was just fun reading.

Lunch:
I didn’t bring a lunch, and didn’t want to wait in line for 20 minutes to have 10 minutes to eat so I didn’t. I met a super awesome freshman kid. We bonded. His hair is spikey. Like Kyle.

English:
I have the same teacher as last year. He’s super smart, but super awesome too =D His kid is in Kindergarten this year. He’s the cuttessstt thing I swear. My teacher has a picture of him up on his wall.. and he’s holding a sign that says “I love my Daddy” in 5 year old handwriting. Its soooooooo cute.
Great Gatsby Summer Reading Quiz, Vocab List 1, Vocab Test.

No one noticed my braces.
Thank god.
It was really hot.
Will wants me to make my schedule, but I’ll do it after I find out what my new class is. Remind me.
2 more classes tomorrow, and the final 2 Wednesday. ;D

Ash made me blog.

So today was the last week of summer camp. No, not the last week of me volunteering (I still need 35 more hours x.o), but the last week of summer camp. Which basically means we can try and do things and only get in minimal trouble for it. In todays story, there are 5 main … culprits. Elysse, Tony, Brandon, Anthony, and of course, myself. So. Brandon and Anthony /always/ tuck in their high-end fancy dress shirts. I mean, every other guy wears a white tee, but not Brandon and Anthony! Thus, the annoyingness. Anywho. It was super hot outside right? So what does everyone want to do when its hot? Cool down. Duh. So I figured I would help them out. Elysse wanted in on it too, so she grabbed (an) ice cube(s) (okay, so it was like a chunk of ice xD) and put it down Brandon’s shirt. Not cool.

His reaction sucked. “Ooh its cold…” Thats it. Needless to say I had to get Anthony because his reaction would be 10x better. And I did. He flipped out. And it was funny. Annnddd I got Clayton again. Yep. Cold ice. Chunks of ice. Down your shirt.
Anywho, it gets better.
So we’re all sitting down cooling off when Elysse swings her waterbottle (we have a rule that says you need to have a waterbottle. Yeah, anyway). Its open, and it gets Anthony super wet. So he flips and pretty much dumps his entire waterbattle on her head xD So now we’re in war. Chasing each other trying to drench your foe is fun stuff. Except I was sitting with Brandon off to the side laughing the whole time. Then Anthony goes “put your waterbottle on the table and we’re even.” Even though Elysse says she will, he doesn’t believe her, so Tony goes to help out. “She’s putting her waterbottle down…-” and all of a sudden Anthony’s wet, because Tony is a cheater. An all out war. I learned something today. Never tell 12 year old males that you’re wearing a white shirt with no tank top underneath. Needless to say, I was soaked. Thank *GOODNESS* that polo’s are *NOT* see-through. Oh my god. Tony would have been dead if we weren’t ordered to go “cool down.”

Anyway, the day was good. Konnor’s going to be a cute kid when he grows up.

Innocent Heresy: Okay once upon a time in a land far far away in the not so distant future there was a castle named Neolodge.
Innocent Heresy: Wait
Innocent Heresy: I meant in the distant past
Innocent Heresy: King Doug ruled over the castle with his assistant Sir Kyle
Innocent Heresy: His daughter Princess Nynex fell in love with Sir Kyle, and his other daughter Princess Ashley fell in love with his best knight, Sir Axel
Innocent Heresy: However, this upsetted the evil witch/hag of the other empire… Emporess Nadia
Innocent Heresy: Emporess Nadia wanted Sir Kyle for herself, so she kidnapped Princess Nynex and kept her in a very high tower
Innocent Heresy: Princess Ashley was terribly upset by this, so she went to rescue her sister
Innocent Heresy: But Prince Matt the Perverted stopped her
Innocent Heresy: Prince Matt said, “No! Ashley! Let me go rescue Princess Nynex”!
Innocent Heresy: So she said, “NO I CALLED IT FIRST”
Innocent Heresy: So she went to the scary tower
Innocent Heresy: But when she got there… she called Sir Axel to do the rescuing for her
Innocent Heresy: Okay, forget that
Innocent Heresy: Matt went to go rescue her
Innocent Heresy: So… Matt went to the evil tower of doom but then saw a horrible evil dragon of doom named Neofanatic
Innocent Heresy: Meanwhile, Princess Nynex was trapped in a tower with Emporess Nadia’s son… Prince Mega_fan
Innocent Heresy: Okay so… Matt tried to slay the dragon, but he just couldn’t… he threatened to take him the Neopian Court if he did!
Innocent Heresy: So, Matt knew what he had to do
Innocent Heresy: He went and hired the most vile of all creatures, the most tricky and sneaky
Innocent Heresy: He hired… a lawyer
Innocent Heresy: Anyway, so Neofanatic was so upset that Matt outsmarted him, that we ran away and cried to his parents
Innocent Heresy: So Matt went to the tower and yelled to Princess Nynex, “Jump down! I will catch you!”
Innocent Heresy: But she replied, “Eww, you’re my brother. I’ll only get down for Sir Kyle”
Innocent Heresy: So Prince Matt went to go get Sir Kyle, but when he turned around, Prince Mega_fan jumped down and killed him
Innocent Heresy: And the land of Neolodge was from thenn on clean and G-rated
Innocent Heresy: But besides that…
Innocent Heresy: Princess Ashley was very mad that Matt had failed to rescue her sister
Innocent Heresy: So she took out her rage on Matt’s robot who wouldn’t shut up
Innocent Heresy: Ashley went to go find Sir Axel, whom she secretly loved
Innocent Heresy: But he was missing too!
Innocent Heresy: But that’s cuz he got lost
Innocent Heresy: So Ashley went to go find Axel
Innocent Heresy: Meanwhile, Sir Kyle escaped from Emporess Nadia’s chamber
Innocent Heresy: And he rushed up to Princess Nynex’s room, but Prince Mega_fan said, “First you’ll have to go through me!”
Innocent Heresy: After a long and drawn out fight, Princess Nynex had a brilliant idea.
Innocent Heresy: “Prince Mega_fan, if you love me, you’ll jump out the highest window in this tower”
Innocent Heresy: He was found dead at the bottom the next day.
Innocent Heresy: So with that done, Princess Nynex and Sir Kyle ran down the incredibly long flight of stairs, only to find Emporess Nadia and the bottom
Innocent Heresy: Emporess Nadia used her magical powers from MapleStory and trapped Sir Kyle in a magical bubble
This enraged Princess Nynex who ran at Emporess Nadia. But before she could hit her, she said, “You wouldn’t hit your own mother now would you?”
Innocent Heresy: DUN DUN DUN

(Innocent Heresy: No, he had an affair with Grace and you got mad and stole Harry Potter and created your own empire :D)

Innocent Heresy: So anyway, Princess Nynex said, “Fine I won’t hit you… but all my pet n00bs will!”
Innocent Heresy: So Nynex got Sir Kyle free and they ran away together
Innocent Heresy: The End

Innocent Heresy: To be continued….